ELECTION 2016 RESULTS!!!

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 BREAKING NEWS!!!

After a long and thorough process, election officer Ooogie is about to finish the final ballot count from the 2016 Presidential Election. In case you forgot, I ran for President with my running mate Parker.

“Hi Ooogie! Do you have any updates?” I asked.

“Yessssss,” he said. “It issss aaaaa tieee soooo faaaar buuuut heeeere issss theeee laaaast aaaand fiiiinal ballooooot thaaat wiiiill deeetermine theeee wiiiiiinner.”

“Woof!”

“Oh wow!” I exclaimed. “This is a very exciting moment!”

He opened the ballot.

“Aaaand theeee wiiiinner isssss…. aaaaah…. aaaaaah…”

“Aaaaaahh what?” I asked. “Aaaaaahhh who?”

“AAACHOOOOOO!”

He sneezed, scattering several of the ballots all over.

“Whoooooops.”

“Oh no.”

“Woof.”

“Wheeeere diiiiid it gooo?” he asked.

“I thought I saw it go over there, or maybe it was over here,” I said.

“Woof?”

“Doooon’t worryyyy,” he said. “It’sssss okayyy.”

“Wait, what… what do you mean?” I said.

“I’ll juuuust staaaart oveeeeer countiiiing aaaaagain,” he said. “I doooon’t miiiiind.”

“…”

“Oneeeee… twoooo… threeeee…”

I. Can’t. Believe It.

We were so close to finding out who won.

I guess we’ll just have to keep on waiting for the results. In the meantime, I think I deserve a nice snack from all this excitement!

 

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