Uncle Tibbs had been working beary hard on his diet. It was time for a weigh-in.
"Alright, here I go," he said. "Surely I must have lost some weight after all of this."
He stepped onto the scale. The number did not budge.
"What! How can this...
Earlier this week, I saw Uncle Tibbs looking at himself in the mirror. He was talking to himself.
"You've really let yourself go this time, Tibbs. You've got to do something about that huge belly of yours. This is no good."
"Uncle Tibbs, what are you...