Tag: voting

As you might know, I ran for President in 2016 with my trusty friend Parker as my running mate. We ran a strong campaign and got many stuffie voters to the polls. Ooogie is the election official and has been thoroughly counting all of the votes. Let's check in...

Today I made a shocking discovery that would change my life forever.  Perhaps you should sit down before you read the rest of this blog post. Are you sitting?  Good. See, I was just minding my own business when I happened to see an unusual object...