Tag: slow

...CONTINUED FROM HERE After Ooogie told me about getting fired from McDonald's for being too slow, I reached out to a few contacts and was able to help him find a new job - one more suited for his natural skills and talents! Let's see how he's...

This morning, I was looking for Ooogie but could not find him anywhere. Then I saw him -- or just his shell -- in the living room. "Hello?" I said, tapping the shell gently. "Is anyone home?" Ooogie stuck his head out, but he looked very...

Hey what's up everyone? Today I'm going to --- "Hiiiii." "Oh hey Ooogie, what's up? I see you made it back from the supermarket." "Yesssss," he replied. "I haaaaave an announceeeeemeeeent." "Oh really?" "I ammmmm staaaaarting a blooooog," he said. "Really? That's great! What's the link?" "It isssssss..." https://lifeintheslooooowlane.blogspot.com/ I wonder how often Ooogie...

As you might know, I ran for President in 2016 with my trusty friend Parker as my running mate. We ran a strong campaign and got many stuffie voters to the polls. Ooogie is the election official and has been thoroughly counting all of the votes. Let's check in...

Hello everyone, today I am going to tell you about -- "Aaaaaajdin."  I was interrupted by Ooogie. "Hello Ooogie," I said. "Caaaaan youuuu heeeeeelp meeeeeee pleeeeease?" he asked. "With what?" "Myyyyyy taaaaaaxes," he said. I looked at the calendar. "Ooogie, today is April 16.  Taxes were due yesterday for us stuffies...