Tag: fired

...CONTINUED FROM HERE After Ooogie told me about getting fired from McDonald's for being too slow, I reached out to a few contacts and was able to help him find a new job - one more suited for his natural skills and talents! Let's see how he's...

This morning, I was looking for Ooogie but could not find him anywhere. Then I saw him -- or just his shell -- in the living room. "Hello?" I said, tapping the shell gently. "Is anyone home?" Ooogie stuck his head out, but he looked very...

BREAKING NEWS  I HAVE FIRED MY SECRETARY! More to come on this latest development...