Today, my secretary decided she would just randomly show up and come to work. She handed me a couple of pieces of old mail she “happened to find lying around.” Should I fire her? It’s so hard to find good help these days.
The first letter is… a Halloween card! Halloween? Are we seriously that backed up on posting?
It’s from Jerry and Ben, and there is also a Starbucks gift card for participating in the Halloween costume contest where I was my alter ego, Dr. FISHKENSTEIN… mwahahahahahahahaha… *ahem* I mean, thank you beary much, Jerry and Ben!
My secretary handed me another envelope. Let me guess, it’s a holiday card and probably months behind also!
It’s a Christmas card from Sandy! Thank you Sandy! Speaking of Christmas cards, I think my secretary forgot to mail those out also – really? I think I could find someone on Fiverr who would do a better job.
Thank you for the mail, everyone! My goal in 2026 is to find a new secretary!
