“Hey Flops! Do you know what day it is today?” I asked.
“Yes,” he replied.
I continued. “Today is —”
“I know what today is, and don’t even think of asking me to be the Easter bunny!” he snapped.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” I said. “But how did you know I was going to ask that?”
“Plastic eggs. Fake grass. Chocolate candy. Everyone assumes that just because you’re a rabbit, you’re willing to act cute and smile a lot for Easter. It’s sickening. Well, NOT ME!” He hopped away, muttering something about stuffie stereotypes.
(He seems to have a bit of an attitude, doesn’t he? Perhaps this is a touchy subject for Flops.)
But now what are we going to do for the Easter egg hunt? We don’t have an Easter bunny…
Alright, I guess I’ll take one for the team.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
